Description
Description
Get ready to embark on a journey of style and wit with Richard Darani's "I Have Taken a Viking to You" Keychain! This isn't just a keychain; it's your personal Norse navigator, ready to guide you through the fjords of fashion with a horned helmet and a smirk. Featuring a cheeky Viking that's more about charm than pillage, this keychain is perfect for anyone who loves a good pun and dreams of adventure.
Why This Keychain is a True Norse Treasure:
- Viking Vibes: With a helmet that could poke an eye out and a beard that's seen more comb than your hair, this Viking's ready to conquer your heart and keys.
- Pun Intended: Perfect for pun aficionados who like their humour with a side of historical flair.
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Craftsmanship Worthy of Valhalla: Each keychain is handcrafted with the precision of a Viking shipbuilder, ensuring your keys are always ready to set sail.
Raid-Worthy Features:
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Not Just for Keys: Clip it on your backpack, your belt, or even your pet dragon (disclaimer: dragons not included).
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Durable as a Longship: Made with materials tough enough to withstand the high seas—or at least your daily adventures.
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Personalised Pillaging: Each keychain is made to order, making you the envy of every Viking in the village.
Ideal for:
- Modern-Day Vikings: For those who navigate life with the courage of a warrior and the direction of an explorer.
- Pun-Loving Plunderers: Anyone who appreciates laughter as much as loot.
- Keychain Collectors: Add a touch of Norse mythology to your collection, no raiding required.
With the "I Have Taken a Viking to You" Keychain, you're not just organizing your keys; you're declaring your readiness for whatever epic quests come your way. So grab your horned helmet (metaphorically speaking) and let this Viking keychain lead you to untold adventures!
Shipping & Returns
Delivery Cost
Cost Details: The delivery cost is calculated based on the total weight of the order.
Dispatch Time
Processing: Orders are processed and dispatched within 1-2 business days from the time of order placement.
Delivery Times
Domestic (United Kingdom): Delivery within the UK takes approximately 2-5 days.
International:
International delivery times range from 5-15 days, depending on the destination.Customs, Duties, and Taxes
Policy:
The customer is responsible for all customs fees, duties, and taxes incurred during or after shipping. Richard Darani does not take responsibility for these charges.
Returns
Return Policy: Returns are accepted within 30 days of receipt.
Return Shipping:The company offers free return shipping, making the process convenient and cost-effective for the customer.
